Thursday, October 18, 2012

Maintenance?


 So today was to be the beginning of Wilma's butt  takes on  Barney's target practice. 

 

What's that? Oh sorry Maintenance.


Our oldest son hasn't been feeling well, so we were on a bit of a time limit, like 3 hours, lol, in case he decided to come home at lunch.  We should always watch the clock because we live within walking distance of his school, and he has come home 'just after' all kinds of things.  It is only a matter of time if we are not careful...

Moooooooving on

It was time to go upstairs.  He took my hand.  Nervousness for everyone was felt. 

While he looked over his weaponry, I plunged the house into our cone of silence.  Every door was locked; windows closed, and locked, ( don't ask, I haven't a clue) then I went to turn on the T.V. 

Barney laughing ,  "Oh you won't be watching T.V."

Wilma also laughing,    " NO! I thought the noise might make you more comfortable. I was going to put on the satellite radio station."

Laughing.

 Barney " What station ?"

Wilma, "  Don't know, let's see if they have a spanking station.  Oh wait.  Greatest Hits !

Bwahahahaha.


I decided on the 80s station because both Barney and Kevan, ( over at Hand of Love) seem to think my love of cheesy 80s music is a disease that needs to be cured, so why not associate it with spanking?

So the music starts, and  the surgeon is still studying his utensils ( literally utensils).

Wilma   " Oh my Gawd! " commenting on the song playing,

Holding back the Tears Years.  by, wait for it..............SIMPLY RED ! "..

Well that started off another fit of giggles.

Barney; " You're twisted"

Wilma:' " But seriously you can't make this stuff up! AND  I was still impressed with my  Greatest Hits music station joke!"

Anyway we proceeded from there.  Perhaps once I wrap my head around how I feel about what happened and the aftermath I'll write about that.   No I wasn't hurt...far from it.  Right now I just don't know what to say, or how to say it.

But...

Simply Red...bwahahaha!

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  2. If you're going to dig into the past for a spanking soundtrack, I think you have to go for "Heartache Tonight" by the Eagles. It's got a solid beat that sounds like about ten hands coming down on ten bottoms at once, and the spacing is about right, too...."Somebody's**SLAP** gonna hurt**SLAP** someone / **SLAP** before the night **SLAP** is through... / Somebody's**SLAP** gonna come **SLAP** undone / **SLAP** There's nothin' we can do **SLAP**... You can rename it "Buttache Tonight" if you want.

    Yes, I was thinking this way even in 1979. You're welcome.

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  3. There you go! Inspiration for a new post for you. Spanking Soundtrack ! You're welcome...lol

    BTW, I barely remember 1979...bwahahaha! Perhaps that is why I enjoy 70s music, I didn't have to hear it at high school dances, or out in bars. That is what the 80s were for me...ah, and shoulder pads, and big hair...those were the days! ( still have the big hair, would love for shoulder pad to come back in, should make my hips seem smaller).

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    1. Oh boy, perhaps I should clarify, in case Barney ventures over and I get an earful. I don't have big hips. I am actually a very little person, all things considered, but not elf like by any means! lol...It is just that COMPARED to my shoulders, my hips are wider. It has always been a 'thing' for me...I get chastised by my loving husband quite a bit because I fret over my hips/bum. Shoulder pads would even me out! lol Or at least make me look like I HAVE shoulders!

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  5. Great sense of humor - I love it. Can't wait to hear the rest of the story.

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  6. Well Sunny, I'm afraid the humour stopped where I ended the story :)

    But I'm happy you liked this part!

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  7. I agree with sunnygirl Wilma - loved your sense of humor in this post. Can't wait to hear the rest of the story even if it isn't humorous.

    Blessings,
    Cat

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    1. Why thank you very much Cat! ( she smiles and blushes at the same time).

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  8. Hey Wilma,

    If you haven't read "I got Spanked" on my blog, I invite you to go on over and do so. Yes, I posted about the embarrassing event. Hopefully it will give you a laugh.

    It is very weird after the first time. I wasn't sure how to process it. It wasn't that much but that first time had a big impact. I wasn't sure I still could do it and yet I also knew there was no turning back for me. It was weird.

    It isn't quite so weird now. Just still frustrating working out the kinks..........or in the kinks? : )

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    1. Hey Blue Bird.

      I did read your post when you first posted it. I will go back later and read it with new eyes. Thanks!

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  9. The 80s is actually a wealth of spanky songs. The Boss had "I'm on Fire", Beat It (Michael Jackson) of course and "The Heat Is On" (don't know who did that one) but now that you guys have been talking about 80s songs I have "Should I Stay or Should I Go?" running through my head. Thanks a lot, Wilma and Kevan :D

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  10. Well then there is Power Station's (Some Like it Hot):

    Feel the heat pushing you to decide
    Feel the heat burning you up, ready or not

    Some like it hot and some sweat when the heat is on
    Some feel the heat and decide that they can't go on
    Some like it hot, but you can't tell how hot 'til you try
    Some like it hot, so let's turn up the heat 'til we fry


    Although the lyrics might fit, I don't see a good rhythm going on here.

    For the HoHs there's the...Sultans of Swing by Dire Straits(<- Good name for the submissive wife)

    But my personal favourite, mostly because it breaks the no Culture Club Rule at our house ->Do You Really Want to Hurt Me ?


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  11. Sounds overall like it was positive, and that's a good thing :)

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