So Did That Get Your Attention? Or Lose Some...No Matter
A little while ago, someone who I hold very dear hinted at the fact that I might be a bit of a perv. LOL. I'm fine with that - she listed me in GREAT company. Anyway, another someone, who I also hold very dear teased that I could be part of a class explaining things to the 'bumpkins' out there--with pictures no less!
Well I'm NOT going to hold a class. I am really not that qualified just because I recognised what a couple of beads strung together were.
When we were engaged, (I was 23,Barney 31) one of my bridesmaids held a shower for me. She had been recently married to her high school sweet heart. They had begun playing with different things in the bedroom. Most of these things could be found in your average house.
She by the way looked like this
So it was through her that I heard about said Anal Beads.
My shower had the typical gifts for the home and edible body paints. Keep in mind this was the mid 90s WAY before 50 Shades of Grey and common knowledge of The Rabbit or whatever.
So home to Barney I went with all my new found knowledge and my edible body paints.
Night # 1. Edible body paint night.
Not sure if it comes through in my blog or not, but I have a tendency to giggle...and tease and be down right silly at times. THIS would have been one of those times. I think the body paints were meant to be erotic- kinda didn't work out that way.
There were 4 colours in the box, only the red really worked. So I began to draw all over Barney, giggling, with tears running down my face. By the way he's EXTREMELY ticklish.
" Ah, Wilma, I'm glad you're having fun, but I don't think this is the point"
The most giggles definitely came from when I drew this
We chucked the body paints because I thought they tasted like
So Night #2 ....Your Favourite Liqueur in the Bedroom.HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!! Keep it in the glass GIRLS!
Maybe Bailey's not sure...too chicken to try anything else!
Night # 3
Yup. Egg Whites.
Apparently salmonella not high on our list of worries back then.
For the first time in a week, this held promise! Sure it was cold. Sure it was a bit sticky, but nothing like the Grand Marnier.
HOWEVER.............................. Bakers out there, what happens when you beat egg whites?
And that started Wilma off in a frothy fit of giggles that just wouldn't stop!!
Oh poor Barney reduced to soft peeks.
So now you can see why I am NO where near qualified to teach any kind of class !