Yes, yes...this one does HAVE a spanking in it........ what is that I hear?
Clearly, as you can tell by my footwear, I have just vacuuming, but you get the general idea.
Flash forward to this morning. Today was Role Affirmation day, which I personally find an unusal title as there isn't any Role to Affirm as of yet. Perhaps we should call it Target Practice Tuesday, or Teflon Girl gets Tanned, or in Barney's words "Titanium Butt " gets Tickled ? Today's implement of choice, the rubber strap thing. Now I will admit the thing does carry a sting--Ooops jumping ahead again
During my warm up with his hand, Barney and I were talking- well not a full fledged conversation. It was decided/reminded that perhaps if he had something he wanted to say that I might keep my head more in the game. He decided on something along these lines...
* I want you to stop worrying about other people, what they say, what they write, how they feel, how they interpret you...you have no control over this and you worry too much and it makes you miserable. You have to stop. I hate seeing you like this*
Okay, that got me crying...the lecture stopped there, but the warm up didn't.. Once the words stopped so did the tears.
Several minutes later I got a severe case of the giggles.
" Now what? What is so funny?" chuckling himself, with a few sighs in there.