Wednesday, December 19, 2012

For Roz, but Everyone Feel Free to ' Enjoy'

So I promised Roz some Christmas cheer, and that is exactly what she is going to get.  That being said, Christmas cheer Wilma-style is like Gangnam-style - a little off.  I thought I'd start off by posting this video - surely to goodness you aren't Aunt Chippy...hopefully her frustration will make you smile ( man how awful am I ?).



  Now don't any of you HoH's out there suggest that poor Aunt Chippy requires a spanking.  The producer deserves a fry pan to the side of the head!  Which brings me to my next posting


What is really funny about this, is how utterly untrue it is- well where I am concerned of course!


Still not working for ya?  Even the Grinch transformed you know?




Still not there?  How about my personal favourite.- not this version, but I liked this video best



Man, you are one tough cookie, and a huge time waster as this post has probably taken up a good 15 minutes of your day already.



Are you familiar with the Christmas song Feliz Navidad?  I'll post it for those who don't know...




My youngest is now a very small, extremely adorable ( no seriously, ask anyone *wink*) 11 year old.  He is always singing little songs ( no not in a 'Jazz hands'  kind of way- NOT that there is anything wrong with that) Anyway about 4 years ago he came in from school.  They had taught the kids Feliz Navidad for the school pageant.  Only he came in singing " Maurice La dee da"....he's so bilingual ..inserting a French name into a Spanish Christmas song.

Still Nothing?  How about a cozy nook?



One last idea...I like to call this the Submission Christmas Tree ( taken at Emma's house) Of course this only works if you were the one to empty the bottles.  I suppose this could be the tree after next years ttwd Christmas party


  STILL NOT WORKING?



Fine....I'm calling the Boss...and not the one who decided NOT to come to NZ...This guy


At the very least that is what you get for poor time management!  Wasting your time watching all these videos!  Shame on you!

Much Love...and Christmas cheer to you my friend(s)!

Now I feel like I should explain this....but I can't.. I was going to post two kids hugging in the snow, but I came across this gem.  I figured it was a perfect warped book- end  finish to Aunt Chippy.  I can't stop laughing..I know, I know, I need help!



Willie



24 comments:

  1. ROFLMBO - Aunt Chippy and the Dear Santa letter had me laughing but when I got to "Maurice La dee da", I totally lost it. I absolutely love that kid - bet he takes after you doesn't he. :D

    Sheesh Willie - you definitely need help if you can't explain that picture - he's holding on wishing he was that size! Now you've got me snorting! LOL

    Hugs and Blessings,
    Cat

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    1. I won't lie, Third in Line to the Throne does have his own, fairly big fan club Cat. So yes he is like me...lol...

      He's a big sweet heart,goofball,a hambone, and has an Irish temper! When he started in school his Kindergarten teacher went on and on about him. Telling me how crazy she was about kids one and two, but there's just something about 'this little guy' ...He even ended up on her lap for the class picture. She swears it was the photographer's idea, but quickly added, she didn't mind!

      I was worried that the Maurice La Dee Da thing would be one of those things that only a mother finds funny. I'm glad you enjoyed it!

      Thanks for telling me about the link, and sending me a new one!
      Much Love
      Willie

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  2. My #1 favorite is Maurice La Dee Dah, closely followed by the Christmas tree.

    Thanks for the laughs

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    1. Oh I'm so glad you liked them! I was concerned that the Maurice La Dee Da thing was one of those 'mothers love them only' type things

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  3. Willie, I've been a good guy, because I didn't waste that much time. Saved all of 3 minutes and 40 seconds, because Aunt Chippy got arrested by the Copyright police.
    OK, I'll buy my own presents. Santa never even comes near me.

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    1. Ooops Sorry about that Bas. Fortunately for you I can't sleep, and Cat emailed me with a new link. She's hilarious if you have a moment to come back and watch!

      Sorry about Santa. Would you like me to have a word with him? We're pretty tight and all, as I'm such a good girl!

      Love
      Willie

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  4. Hi Wilma, Ho Ho Ho ... tis the season to be jolly, fa la la la la la la la la

    Thank you so much for doing this my friend. You are such a sweetie and I really appreciate the effort you went to.

    You got me. Yep, the Grinch did transform :) A little 'persuasion' from the Boss also helped ... a-hem.

    Maurice La dee da - I love it. A very talented boy you have there indeed to be bilingual at that age. Hey, I don't mind having to buy my own presents, as long as I'm allowed to buy whatever I like Lol. Love the submission Christmas tree, my kind of tree! Unfortunately, couldn't view Aunt Chippy. What can I say about the last pic! Lol

    Feeling a lot more relaxed and less scrappy now, although I know he is sitting there just waiting to pounce. I will be doing my best to ensure both he and the grinch stay away!

    Well, the weather is turning really warm now. It's beginning to feel a lot like summer - a-hem, Christmas. Strange, I know when you guys are dealing with snow days. I would love to experience a white Christmas!

    Thank you Willie, you are such a dear friend.

    Love and Hugs

    Roz



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    1. Hey Roz..I'll come back and fully comment later, but Cat helped me with Aunt Chippy...maybe you can view her now!

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    2. Um, Roz?

      I don't hear any great transformation there in your 'voice'...sounds like maybe Scrappy actually wrote the comment....perhaps the Boss and you should do something NZ Christmas like...although I have't a freaking clue what that might be....rub suntan lotion over each other? Make HOT love in front of the Christmas tree...have drinks with holly and little umbrella's in them...

      Go buy something elfy and sexy ( I know you hate shopping) and be Submissive Elf! Okay just stock up on wine and strive to build your own submissive tree!

      I wish there was more to do to help besides posting silly things online for you...I could try sending snow, but it would have to be reassembled by the time it reached you!

      Much Love
      Willie

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    3. Oh wait, now that I am wide away, I see it...Yes, you do sound a little more fun! lol...Apparently I need more than 5 hours sleep a night!

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  5. Thanks for the laugh. Love the bottle Christmas tree.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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  6. Oh I'm so flattered you stopped by Ronnie!

    The bottle tree speaks to me also.

    Merry Christmas
    Willie

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  7. Lol! Love these! And my tree may look like that before this holiday is over ;)

    P

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    1. I need a drink STAT! Major snow storm blowing in..which under any circumstances would be great, but I have tons of stuff to do tomorrow, as it is pay day......sigh

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    2. If you were closer we could started putting up that bottle tree... I think it's extremely festive! Lol! Good Luck getting everything done and stay safe

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  8. Lol :) I love Maurice too :) so funny.

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  9. Rotfl! Hysterical Willie! Love it...would love a wine bottle tree for my house!
    Bea

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    2. I thought of you Bea for the last pic...Um, before you surrendered of course, Pantless Levi hugging a cactus!

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  10. I'm a little scared of that last pic... BUT I could be seeing things wrong since I've got a bit of a headache from last night... I had a bottle off that submission tree!

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    1. Nothing worse than a Submission hangover! Why be afraid of the last pic ? G.I. Joe has no manly parts! (Pretty sure it's staged) lol

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  11. (shhh not here, I am just a figment of your imagination) Love that Aunt Chippy! Actually the whole post had me laughing.
    Got to love that Submission Christmas Tree!

    Hugs Willie and a Merry Christmas Ho (H) ho(H) ho(h)

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  12. You totally had me reading this in a whisper in my head..lol

    now

    ARE YOU FREAKIN' NUTS !!!? GET OFF THE COMPUTER UNLESS YOU WANT SILENCE TO MELT THAT HOT GLUE STICK ON YOUR BEHIND !!!

    Um, Merry Christmas to you too

    Love

    Willie

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