Thursday, December 20, 2012

I HATE THAT WORD !

 I knew I shouldn't have.  I mean he TOLD me he didn't think it was a good idea, but what exactly does that mean? It means if you do it, even though he said 'think', it is not good for your back end!  I was MAD, at some other stress, then he asked me if I went ahead and did IT.  His back was turned to me, washing dishes I had neglected during the day.  My eyes might have been able to burn a hole in the back of his head if my ears weren't busy letting the heat out through steam.

Silence

He threw the dish cloth in the sink, splashing water and suds everywhere.  This seemed to irritate him further,  and although I didn't find it so much funny as I thought his action was stupid, I let out a satisfied giggle. He flew around so quickly with a definite look on his face I had never seen before.  The next thing I knew I was being pushed upstairs, and none too gently either!  You know when you see a mother 'coaxing' her child out of the toy department in the store?  Hand under the arm, thrusting the upper arm and shoulder towards the ear?.  Thankfully, the steam that had just moments before been shooting out of my ears was suddenly gone.  No need to have a burnt shoulder to accompany my soon to be burning bottom!

Whoa is this what everyone means when they say, careful what you wish for?  Um, this might be more than I bargained for. And what the heck is that feeling in the pit of my stomach?  Fear? Uncertainty?  Nope laughter because...

                                                none of that happened...seriously people?  I told you I'm an angel.




 I just thought that if I put my original title and started to type it out, you would read the snippet and not read further.  AND if I am going to write it, I want someone to read it!  Especially this.

I know a number of you are signing off for Christmas, so I want to say good-bye ( I HATE that word by the way).  I will miss you all terribly.  Barney has a few days off, but will be mostly working.  I won't have access to my t.v.'s either as the boys are receiving multiple games that require ALL the televisions in the house. I do have my gift from Celeste Jones that I won from Ana's site!  So I'll read that !  Yay me!  Anyway, I'll be around is what I am saying..

Please everyone drive carefully. I have become so very close to some of you and I want to keep you around to harass talk to for a very long time!  AND for the rest of you I haven't met that goes for you too..after all we haven't chatted yet!

May your flights leave and arrive on time! May you have lots of elbow room in your seat, and may the person next to you know the meaning of deodorant.

I hope your family time is stress free.  That you find the right words to say when you get that horrid sweater with the reindeer on the front from you mother-in-law.  May you not get stuck at or near the kids table.  May you not have the rickety card table chair, covered in 15 different colours of paint at the Christmas dinner table, and my your bottom not need a pillow to sit on it if you get stuck there.  I hope you are able to fill your water goblet with submission wine, and use the  smaller 'good' crystal for the lesser important H20 ( oh hush up Cat).

I am posting this early to ensure I get the bulk of you I hope.  I know I have already missed some :(

It has been a very difficult month for many.  I sincerely hope that on December 25 th whether you are with 200 people or 2 that you are able to embrace the gifts that have been bestowed on you  .

 I consider my friendships to be one of the best things to come to me the latter months of this year. Obviously my improved relationship with my husband tops the list, but I seriously doubt we would have gotten very far without all of your words of encouragement, support and kicks in the pants ( Oh you know who you are!)



I may not have seen all of your faces, but trust me when I say I hold you dear to my heart!






Merry Christmas and All the Best for You and Your Families in the          New Year!


Willie

50 comments:

  1. I was like whhhaaatttttt?! Lol.

    That was a great wish list! I'll be around, too. We aren't going out of town, I'm already done shopping, my elf helped me wrap, then finished wrapping, and my kids will get new stuff to play with, so they won't want my iPad, lol :)
    Have a great Christmas!!

    Elle :)

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    1. Funny thing is elle, when Barney was reading the beginning part he was all confused! ( hand palms my forhead!) He said, started to laugh, and said, " I was going to say, I don't remember this. I mean I know I am forgetful but...."

      LOL

      Guess we'll might be speaking over the holidays! But just in case

      Merry Christmas to you and hopefully people are careful so your Fireman can stay at home with you!
      Willie

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  2. Lovely post Willie - even if you do tell me to hush. Now go drink more water. ;)

    I'll be around also - have already got all my posts done so they will just go up every evening and people can read them whenever they get a chance.

    Will probably say this again before Tuesday but Merry Christmas and wishing you a color-free bum.

    Hugs and Blessings,
    Cat

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    1. What? You are not honoured to be pointed out?..btw, you may have been called out once, but you were referenced several times too! LOL

      Last time I tried to get my post to do it automatically, it didn't work...but no matter I'm around and well, I don't anticipate anything to post anyway...being an angel and all!

      As for your last statement, I don't believe you! Um, not the Hugs and Blessings part, the wishing you a colour-free bum part.

      Merry Christmas to you and your family too!

      Much Love
      Willie

      PS. Picked up some Arnica Gel for my stocking today...

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    2. Not even commenting on the references stinker. :)

      I am wishing you a color-free bum - that means you have actually earned the title of 'angel' that you keep bragging about. :D

      Ooh Arnica Gel - as easily as you bruise - very good idea. I use it for all the bruises I get that I can't remember how I got them. LOL

      Love and Hugs,
      Cat

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  3. You got me! My stomach dropped and I was like OMG are you serious!!!?? Merry Christmas to you too Wilma...I will be here, but as my mother in law is staying in the room that the computer is in...well, my time will be few and far between I am sure:)
    Bea

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  4. Are you serious????...lol..for the record I see Barney as more of a "let's go!" kinda guy

    And if you read my comment to elle, you know that I 'got' Barney too....bwahahah!

    Sorry we won't be able to chat, but I suppose until the 26th at least I should be busy!

    Merry Christmas if I don't talk to you before then!

    Love Willie

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  5. Well I just think you may have some story writing ability! You had me wide eyed there! I was thinking oh no, and she is probably still sore! Lol
    You all (cat) put me to shame with your organization.
    PK told me how to automatically post! Hasn't happened yet!
    Sanity may be more important for me!

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  6. LOL...still working that story angle eh Minelle?

    Honestly, you know me better than that! Pure angel over here. Heck, I should lend my services to the church for Midnight Mass. I could sit on top of the Manger

    Love
    Willie

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  7. Great post. I too will be around for the holidays but I have my posts already scheduled so they will go on if the Mayans are right.
    Merry Christmas and I think you should write a story, it would have to be a hoot.

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    1. Thanks Sunny

      Looks like I will have lots to read over the next week by the sounds of it.

      I did write one very short story, that actually I don't think was funny, ironically enough...and Minelle was too kind with her praise.

      Merry Christmas to you too!

      Love
      Willie

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    2. Sunny, it was a good story! Keep encouraging her!

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    3. Is your husband aware that you drink so early in the morning Minelle?

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  8. Well I don't think I breathed reading that first part! I was thinking 'WHOA now you are for it!'
    Should of known better...your halo still glowing then :)

    I will be around too :) We are not going anywhere.

    But a very Merry Christmas to you, and enjoy your submission wine :)

    PS. 'He' said "no laptop'.....this is on my, MyPad. Which technically does the same sort of stuff, is not my laptop. (now would that hold up in a ttwd lecture?) Going now though, just incase.

    love ya Willie :)

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    1. YOU should have known better! and was that glee in your eye when you were reading the first part of the story? lol

      I think you are splitting hairs, but I'd be doing the same thing if I were in your shoes- or not, never had a date with a glue stick!

      Love Ya too M3

      Major snow storm here today, I'll send you cooling pics later, once the sun is up!

      Willie

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    2. There possibly was glee in my eye....maybe :)

      But then the possibility of your halo slipping is pretty slim, so I guess we should of known better.

      You never know, Barney might give you a Christmas Day spanking :)

      Pics would be great!

      And as for the splitting hairs...I did tell him (cause I felt guilty..) and he laughed when I said that technically he only banned the laptop...but next time apparently he is going to add 'internet' to that line :(

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    3. OH my, I just re-read what I typed...

      'You never know, Barney might give you a Christmas Day spanking.
      Pics would be great!'

      I would just like to point out, that the pics are of the snow, not Barney with Willie over his knee..

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    4. Oh...excellent point about the pics ! Not that there would be many - being an angel and all

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  9. Lol! You had me going! Merry Christmas!

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    1. Sheesh BB, you don't think I would have told you before hand? lol

      Merry Christmas to you too!

      Much Love
      Willie

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  10. My heart kind of stopped for a moment reading your intro - dang, girl, I was kind of stunned. You brat!

    I hope you and I get to chat a lot next week after things settle down...I'm on vacation!

    xoxo

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    1. BRAT? shhh...they may take away my halo for those kind of words.

      We should set up a chat date. Barney goes back to work on the 26th. Is Will getting any new ps3 games for Christmas? We can sick my kids on him online, and we both win!

      Love
      Willie

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  11. Hi Angel Willikins!
    If I wait a couple weeks and then remind MM about a conversation or spanking he gave, he almost always doesn't remember. I really should do a better job of documenting the funny stuff he says/does and then post it a month later to give him a giggle at his over the top HoHyness.

    LOL, now when Barney goes and does this someday, you are in some trouble.

    I think we're stuck for a little longer...driving weather does not look good so we will wait it out and I will be extra double good. Having me as a backseat driver in bad weather is not good for my backside. Just sayin.

    I hope you have a wonderful Christmas too. I'll pop by whenever I can get online.

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    1. Angel Willikins...NICE! ( did you hear that Cat?)...Kind of long, so you can just call me Angel if you'd like :)

      Susie! You know Barney will NEVER have a reason to do 'this' someday
      ( ahem ).

      Stay where you are! It is brutal here! Very, very pretty, but I wouldn't want to drive in it! Upside if get in trouble, there will be plenty of snow for you to cool your buttocks in!

      You have a wonderful Christmas too...Safe driving please!

      Love
      Angel

      PS. The Angel Willikins actually works in place of The Angel Gabriel in the song of the same name...you're welcome!

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  12. Wilma, we are not really going away. Just a lack of time and to much company are common problems this time of the year.
    Was Barney very angry about that untrue story where you told us he did something stupid?

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    1. I know you aren't going away, but you are from US...lol Hopefully I'll be crazy busy with family stuff too!

      Barney was confused- until he got to the part where I said none of this happened...then he laughed saying he didn't remember any of that happening...besides Bas, no names were actually mentioned in the story!

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  13. Love the Angel Willikins! You had me going as well. I began to think you were going for a hat-trick that I didn't know about. Fancy having lots of snow! Must be wonderful. We have lots of rain and need to wade out to our cars. Not pretty though.

    Well, we're here all Christmas as well. Maybe we can all have an on-line party with mincepies and hot mulled cider? I do a non-alcoholic version for those who don't want to drink and drive.

    I'm now going to listen and watch all those interesting items you put on your previous post. (I am on Starman's computer out in the shed!) (It's very cold!)

    Sorry, I'm taking over your post - many hugs, Ami

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  14. LOL...I have to ask WHY you are hiding in the shed with your husband's laptop? Is it because of your company?

    We are expecting upwards of 35 cm of snow when all is said and done here!

    and THAT is not taking over my post my dear...my wall has no limited space!

    Hugs back at you!
    Willie

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    1. Starman's shed is actually a small barn. His computer is modern and up to date, not ancient like mine. He likes to go in there to hide away from the generally noisy household and be waited on with cups of tea at regular intervals.

      Don't worry about him - he has heating and all mod cons. (Even a wife who brings the tea to him! And a mincepie if he's good!) Giggle, giggle!

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  15. Priceless Willie I needed a good chuckle between all my wrapping. Merry Christmas to you.

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  16. Well Cathie, I'm glad I could provide you with a chuckle.

    What can I say I know my 'audience' the numbers go through the roof when there is a mention of me being spanked...have I mentioned I might need new friends?

    Merry Christmas back at you Cathie!

    Willie

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  17. Hi, Willie. Had a few minutes to check blogs on my phone. Getting ready to head to the boonies tomorrow, so will be able to read more while we're on the road.

    I only skimmed the first part of your post, then saw it was fiction, so I'm still not sure what you did that you really didn't so, but since you didn't do it anyway, it doesn't matter...umm, I guess. ;-)

    Merry Christmas, my friend. Hugs...

    Irishey

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    1. Only SKIMMED? Sheesh!

      I'm so glad you're 'back'! I hope you find the Superheros post...I picked a HOT one for you.

      Merry Christmas and safe travels to you too my friend

      Willie

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  18. OK, you got me Willie. I was thinking yay Barney (teehee). Oh come on, I'm kidding ... but angel Wilma? Uh huh :)

    I am about to disappear from blogland and signing off on my blog very soon for the week between Christmas and new year :(

    I will really miss you Willie. I so value your friendship, support and encouragement (and I don't just mean in finding the Christmas spirit :) I will miss our tea/coffee chats, even though they have been a bit out of kilter lately (blame the season).

    Rick and I wish you, Barney and the family a safe and very Merry Christmas. Have a wonderful time with the family.

    Much, much love and hugs
    (not so Scrappy) Roz :)
    xoxoxo

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  19. Sheeesh... again for Christmas I'm going to wish for NEW FRIENDS! lol I'm kidding.

    I will miss you very much too Roz, but I will be happy to know that you and Rick will be enjoying the Christmas spirit together!

    I value your friendship too, more that I can figure out how to express in print.

    Give my Christmas Wishes to Rick! Enjoy your time together and we'll reconnect in the New Year! It will be like the first day of school! So exciting :)

    Much, MUCH love and Canadian Kisses!

    Willie!! ( THE ANGEL WILLIKINS as Susie says- she's practically Blog Royalty so if she says it, it MUST be true )

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  20. Ha, that was too good. You had me going, for sure. Have a fantastic Christmas! I wish I was an angel, will you teach me how??

    stormy

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    1. Stormy honey, a little/huge piece of advise.....DO NOT take advise from Wilma! She is only going to get your spanked...trust me on this one.

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  21. Hey Stormy. Welcome back!

    Sure I'll teach you -> Step one remove your husband of his sight
    -> Step two repeat procedure with his hearing

    -> Step three claim to be an Angel, and people pretend to agree!

    Have a Fantastic Christmas yourself!

    Willie

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    1. What are you referring to? OH the day Steven said we were " wayward wives" ? Pah..here's what really happened...

      ...she apparently can't do two things at once- ie talk on the phone and do housework.


      ( Plus Steven's got a REALLY itchy palm--she should have known better!)

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  22. He He He!! The pic of the angle/devil is soooooo you! Barney should take this opportunity to spank you for being dishonest.

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    1. Listen here woman, just because you can barely make it 24 hours without hot buns, doesn't mean we have to MAKE stuff up for Barney to spank me!

      NEW FRIENDS I TELL YA!

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    2. heh heh heh.... Yeh..... I think I agree with Emma

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    3. Emi ! I have NEVER been involved with you getting in trouble! And if you did for talking on the computer with US( Emma was there that night too!) I claim NO responsibility

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  23. Wilma, I just wanted to wish you and Barney a Merry Christmas. Blessing, SNP

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  24. Hey Naughty P!

    Merry Christmas to you too!

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  25. ok, I had a comment, then it went poof!

    Anyhow - I just now read this and loved the beginning.. HA! you had me going.

    Hope you guys had a great Christmas and now looking on to a wonderful New Years!

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    1. So were you cheering on the old B-man too?

      Have a great New Year too!

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  26. An angel, hm? Not convinced here.

    Hope you enjoyed your prize! And your holidays.

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    1. Not convinced Ana?

      Well Minelle has alluded to the fact that you tend to see things a little differently. I guess I'll just chalk your statement up to that :)

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