Monday, January 28, 2013

Addicted to Crack- A Photo Essay

 Yup you heard me correctly.  This post is going to deal with the addiction to crack.  Most of you out there suffer from it.  Most of you don't like to admit it.  But you know it is  true.





O GOD NO ! NO !  NO!  Not that kind! ( um but to each his own )





A nice side affect of ttwd.  Cracking the walls that we have built around ourselves...but it is painful, and I'm not addicted to the cracking feeling by any means NO!



 This is a little closer.  
                  ( but only because once you've had a 'hit' of crack...you're hooked)

But still NO



Bear with me for a moment.  TTWD is as unique to all of us and unique as all of us are.  But one common thread I have seen weave through the blanket of submission is the opening of Pandora's Box







Annnnnnnnnnnd....then the desire to slam it shut again!




Basically I am saying the type of Crack we are addicted to is this



Admit it ...there is nothing to be ashamed of..( I hope)  I'm not saying you LIKE  it...although some of you do.  I'm saying it makes you more settled.  Keeps your head on straight.


  




( yeouch by the way!)





Without it you start turning into 'this' girl





Or if you are me this little lady





Oops not her...


HER


Yup...you're addicted to the CRACK ( sound and what follows) if you find after a while, you NEED  to feel your HoH's 'connection'.  You need a 'hit' ( pun intended) Without it you get the Dts.  


You get edgy and start doing things that 'poke the bear ' even if you don't realize it



Or perhaps you are more mature about it



  1. Or not




    Perhaps you are a casual user. You only  enjoy the affects after, and feel no  need to find your supplier for a 'hit' 

    Regardless... you feel reborn after your Crack

    Don't be ashamed.  Come out of the closet...or in some houses go into it.  Seek out your pusher.  He's there to help you with your Crack addiction




    ( Hope I put a smile on your Crack addicted faces today!)

    Love Willie

    Ps.  Anyone seen my pusher?  It has been  almost 2 weeks !  I've practically set the damn bear on fire!



    ( Grrr...for some reason the comment section is WAY down there..Blogger is driving me crazy today!)



47 comments:

  1. Well that is adorable.....yes really! And I am not confessing to anything... ;)

    Hugs....

    ~Lucy

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    1. Hey you don't have to admit anything. I'm just so happy you were out of the closet long enough to be able to read and comment !

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  2. Oh my god I laughed so much I nearly wet my pants.
    I'd love to say you're so wrong.........
    But I can't. I'll admit it. I need my hit ;)

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    1. Well I"m happy you laughed..and I'm equally happy you only 'nearly' wet your pants.

      Good thing you've got yourself a good 'pusher' then if you require your 'hit' every once and a while.

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  3. HA! I love a good photo blog post.
    Bambi waving his bum had me cracking up.

    Here's to hoping you are hearing the swish of belt loops in your near future...

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    1. WHAT the heck is the matter with you? Swish of belt loops..let's not get crazy...Well it is no Xbox controller I'll give you that but still.

      Bambi had me giggling too.

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  4. ROFLMBO...not admitting to a darn thing. ;)

    Oh Bar-ney...please spank Wil-lie!

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    1. Gee Cat.

      You have such a beautiful singing voice

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    1. Nothing huh BB? Not admitting a thing either I see.

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  6. I could get addicted to someone gently rubbing my derriere and whispering sexy things in my ear. Crack - not so much.....I think I am more of an "ecstasy" girl myself. What ever floats your boat.

    And ditto, to what Cat said, Barney :)

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    1. Real'ly Lillie?

      Not addicted? You don't need a 'hit' so as not to spiral ? Huh....could you send Ian over? We'd like to hear what your 'pusher' has to say.

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  7. Hi Samantha !

    I'm glad you enjoyed it

    Willie

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  8. Lol! I love that you actually wrote this! Bambi had me rolling! Even John was laughing!

    Hugs

    P

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    1. You should know by now P that if I _say_ I'm going to do something..it *might* happen!

      Well I know I've made if John is laughing! lol


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  9. You goofy, silly, incredibly smart woman. I love you. Best.Post.Ever.

    My name is Elisa, and I am proud to be an addict...to my family and my husband - and his rarely seen paddle. ;)

    Elisa Xo

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    1. Okay, I've read other posts..by far not even the best one today!

      lol

      Willie

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  10. Oh this fits our conversation this morning perfectly!!! True!

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    1. Shhhhhhhhhhhh...I try to tell people we discuss *VERY* important things Minelle.

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  11. LoL Willie (is that better than Oh Willie? :) Seriously, great fun post. Thank you for the laugh on my second day of work - sigh! Like I've never been away. Been forced flat tack back into it, no easy wind up. Such is life. Love the pics!

    Hi, my name is Roz and I (may be) a crack addict :)

    Love and Hugs
    Roz

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    1. Welcome Roz, you crack addict you..at least you admit it...please take a seat next to Lillie, she's the one over there -still in denial.

      I'm happy to hear I made you laugh!

      And yes LoL Willie is MUCH better than Oh Willie..!

      Big Hug and all the love this Crackhead can muster

      Willie

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  12. Too funny! Although the one with the red bottom being spanked is giving me flashbacks to last nights role affirmation ;) Ouch!

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    1. Hi Tricia!

      Yeah..that one sends shivers down my spine too!

      I'm happy you enjoyed the rest though!

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  13. Um..yes...I am the bambi bum wiggler (so ashamed to admit it) I have soooo many of your blogs to catch up on!

    Hugs Willie

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    1. Bambi wiggler huh Hez? Nice tail on ya then!

      Huggin ya!
      Willie

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  14. I have no idea what in the world you are talking about (closet door slamming).:)

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    1. Hahaha good one Bea! I'm with you.....I barely got both feet out of the closet and now I'm ready to run back in!!!

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    2. C'mon Bea.....

      Ya know ya wanna.....

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    3. OH Betsy!....you are SO the little penguin who was busy poking the bear and forgetting the mail!

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    4. What? I can't hear you in here:)

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  15. Oh Willie...hahahah....couldn't help myself!

    This turned out exactly as I hoped. My favorite picture is the penguin on top of the sleeping bear. That could be my logo this week. In fact, I may "borrow" your picture.

    Thanks for the giggle, I think we all needed it!

    That other need business...nope, I'm not admitting anything.

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    1. Spoken like a true addict-

      The penguin with the bear could be your logo, yet you are not admitting to being addicted....Sit your silly bum down in the empty chair on the other side of Lillie, between her and Cat, so we can get this intervention started. Wait ..what? ...Oh ...no intervention needed? Fine, lets get a drink then!

      I'm so pleased it turned out the way you had hoped...phew!

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  16. hahaha ;) I love the sweet little dog with the cigar and gun, lol. Too funny :)

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    1. I know right? About the dog! Funny Barney doesn't find her very sweet....

      Happy you liked it elle!

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  17. LOL This was really cute, but unfortunately I have no idea what you're referring to. ;)

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    1. Ya know the denial side of the room is really getting full. I thought ttwd was supposed to promote honesty....LOL

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    2. I'm honest! I'm just in the closet:)

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  18. You know, sometimes you find a post that just really resonates, just 'hits home' so to speak. :) LOVED the puppy with the gun and almost fell out of my chair with the Bambi sway, LOL. Very cheeky post, love it, love it! Thanks for the laughs!!

    On a side note, maybe the crack addicts should consider becoming a crack dealer...

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    1. Hey Rogue! Welcome Back!

      I'm glad you LOVED it. Cheeky post...bwahahaaaa!

      You might want to address the room on how one can successfully become pusher after being a user - or both?...I have enough of an issue getting my 'hit' as it is...

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  19. LOL LOVED the dog with the cigar! I have to admit, I hate the crack... but I do admit, I need the time afterwards, so in a way, I guess it would be addicted to the crack, even though I CAN'T WAIT for it to be over! :)

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  20. I'm still trying to get my head around the G string at the beginning!

    Got lots of good schooling whips in the stable if anyone's interested!

    Now I'll go and join Lillie and Bea in the closet! Hang on, we call them wardrobes unless they are walk-ins. I would think I was on my way to Narnia if I went in our wardrobe!

    Hugs, Ami

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