Thursday, March 28, 2013

A New 'Super' Personality is Born

First off thank you to all of you who were kind enough to welcome me back -the rest of you...dead to me...KIDDING---but now you can SO see where this post is heading!!


 
This is the story, of a lovely lady, who was


..Okay, WAIT.  The lady, not so lovely..... Well and the lady..... not so much a lady...FINE  its me.



We went away for a couple of weeks.  Some where warm.  Hot even. ( yay us! ) If you may recall prior to that Barney decided on dailies...or nightlies..depending.  However, when one is stubborn bruises like I do, one has to be careful during bikini 'season'.  This was a trip of a lifetime, so Barney wanted to ensure we all enjoyed it fully.  Taking no risks he stopped spanking a week before we left.  Add on two more weeks during our vacation, and you have Wilma somehow left in



I mentioned that there is something I need to work through.  This is still true and this realization came after a few pretty 'bad' personal days on our vacation.  I'll leave that up to your imagination, but suffice to say I haven't figured it out yet.  Problem being with this revelation, is I did share it with Barney, and things were left at that.   Feeding the problem in turn, rather than helping with it.

 
Oh yeah, epiphanies



NOT !

Moving on....We have been back ( although zombie like ) in the real world for a few days now.  Part of me is quite awake, despite the jet lag.  That little part of me that is feisty/playful has been woken up first.

Barney was fixing something on the rear of our van the other day.  In my mind it wasn't a 911, as we had suitcases to lug upstairs still, bills to get caught up, groceries to buy...etc.  But hey, he's the HoH right?  I'm not sure what possessed me, but I made a perfect snowball while standing on my front step.  Perfect, because it was that melting snow.  You know the type, with the little crystals in it.  Not the heavy wet stuff.  The kind of snow that 'explodes' on impact. Yup!  I threw it at him.  He was behind the van, and it was perfect!  It landed on the roof, just in front of him, and rained snow all over him...bonus, down the back of his sweater!  Laughing, he came around the back of the vehicle in a fake charge.  Squealing I ran into the house, stepped on the dog, ( sorry girl) and slammed the door in his face! 


There was a lot of joking and teasing about me having to 'pay for that later'...So LATER....

That is Submissive Sally.  Remember her?  Yeah, me either.  After grocery shopping,( and I was good, really...just no sweet kisses in the produce department.  I was on a mission) Barney said, again tongue and cheek to me " Ah what you need is a good smack that's all.  That'll bring you back"
 
Willie..." Hahaha.. Well.  Good luck with that .  You are a little out of practice.  It might take you a while to get back in shape" 
 
Hold on someone at my door.........Oh look  my bear poking stick has arrived
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Barney has been his sweet self.  Helping, for the most part getting things back in order around here while suffering the 'trauma' of having to return to work.  Last night he was helping me change the sheets on our bed, HOW beach sand got in there I'll never no..or at the very least, I don't want my mind to go there.  It was time to put the pillow cases on. I 'handed' his to him.....


I got the ( laughing ) hairy eye ball ( who the heck came up with that term anyway? ).  " Oh boy you are something else lately" 

Willie...through evil laughter..." What ? "

Barney chuckling..." Well first you almost broke my knuckle by hitting it with the brush..."

" Hey!  I was aiming for your thigh. YOU  put your hand in the way! " 

Barney....shakes head, rolls eyes, and chuckles, tightly.

So today.....I finally got over jet lag!  Yay me...except wait...deflate.  Three hours later, not so much.  Deciding a nap might be in order, Barney then asks if there is anything he can do while I am napping...

" Sure.  Figure out what you want to eat for Easter.  Go buy it.  Buy the kids chocolate junk... and COPIOUS  amounts of wine for me please".

Barney...chucking..." Oh having a hard time being submissive are we?  Need some bottles of it this weekend ? "

Then it hit me!  NO not the silicone spatula....a new character was born.  She takes Sassy Sandy, rolls her up with Distancing Dixie and morphs into a Super Personality... she is...


Hold on she's too sweet looking
 
Oh I don't think Barney would complain about her !
but she's not right either
 
 
She's got the attitude...but too snarky maybe...and not enough 'spunk'
 
 
hold on....let me think....
 
Ahhh...here she is.....Introducing....
 
 
 
Feisty FarGone
 
( well she's fictional..so the boobs can stay)
 
Ready to filet and slay.
 
 
 
Right before bed, Barney asked me how I was doing.  I said
 
" Not so great"
 
" Oh why?  What's the matter? "  I swear I could run through our house after setting myself on fire, and he would say, after about 5 or 10 minutes, ' does anybody smell something ?'
 
 
" I'm Feisty FarGone"
 
 
He once again chuckled and said " I think that is a very good name for you"
 
 
Apparently he is alright with both Feisty and FarGone... meh...what are you going to do ?  
 
 

46 comments:

  1. Ugh! This is so where I am at Wilma and it is irritating...you share with your spouse in subtle and not so subtle ways that you are needing something and they kind of laugh it off, or ignore it, or otherwise not help. I don't know what to tell you...if you figure it out, will you let me know?
    Love,
    Bea

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    1. Actually yesterday before work...before Feisty Fargone, he said we were going to discuss things to day and get back on track...last night before bed he said something about a new silent implement..Only all of that seems to have been forgotten today. Such is the story of my life.

      love willie

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  2. Hmm, what were all those words you used? Your turn. Hoping Feisty and FarGone takes a leave of absense soon. You got this! Just a little courage, remember. C

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    1. Oh I wasted no time in firing off some 'communication' C. But I don't have a great deal of faith that 'this' time it will stick

      meh..who knows?

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  3. Aw Willie I hope I am not too far in the dead to you category. That made me laugh out loud. I'm here now and so happy you are back and your vacation was splendid!!! :)

    The transition from vacation can be so unsettling sometimes. I know we often feel like we need a vacation from our vacation and when you throw in jet lag it really can be challenging. Here's hoping that Barney notices and takes care of Feisty FarGone very soon. I'm betting he will.

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    1. Well we did have quite the blow out before he left for work today. I swear we never fought before ttwd. I could feel this coming on and before anyone says I should have talked to him ( I didn't know the post was going to take a more serious turn) I didn't think I had to because he said we were going back to ttwd today...guess not.

      Our vacation was fantastic. Thank you Zoe...and well you can be part of the Undead....I suppose *wink*

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    2. You mean I get to be a zombie!?! How great! :)

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    3. I actually was expecting Emi to respond to this! Listen aside from eating human flesh, I have been a zombie for the past few days- gotta tell ya, not all it is cracked up to be!

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  4. Feisty FarGone indeed! Where on earth do you get these pictures?! What a hoot!

    Glad you're back. Entertainment was getting a little light. Now then, where's the popcorn?

    Oh - wine only eh? Well, don't mind if I do....

    Hugs

    Ami

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    1. COPIOUS amounts of wine..thank you very much!

      LOL..

      thanks Ami
      love willie

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  5. Hi Willie,

    I'm soo glad you're back in blogland and that you are mostly over the jet lag now.

    Feisty FarFone eh? I feel for you. It is so maddening when when we clear subtle, and not so subtle messages and they don't act on them. Also, the transition from vacation can be a tough one.

    Well, from some of the comments from Barney, it sound's as though he has lost his HoH hat, just taken it off momentarily. At least I hope it is momentary and that he notices and takes care of Feisty FarGone soon! I also hope that you are able to work through the issue you mentioned together.

    Love and Hugs,
    Roz

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    1. He said yesterday, that we were going to get back to 'normal' around here today. I just didn't think he meant the joyous 6 weeks ago normal...sigh

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  6. It takes time and lots of talking and coaching him. Just wait till he gets the hang of it and you will be wishing that his HoJo would not be so strong.
    I find that being specific about what I want and why is the best way to get it. At times I want to hide my face from him because I am a little embarrassed. But when Ty thanks me profusely for telling him instead of hinting, it is worth the embarrassment. Plus he always takes care of things for me. He refuses to even try to guess at what I am hinting at (on purpose)so I have to tell him it straight. Now he is even learning to notice some of the signs.

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    1. Oh I wasn't hinting...I was just goofing around....and like I said above ( although I guess we were both writing at the same time) by bedtime last night I was already under the impression that I 'was' done for today anyway. No need to ask.

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  7. I cannot 'Imagine' you looking or acting feisty...Well you know that is a lie!
    You guys will be great. He will take care of that feisty lady!
    I bet you all are feeling like getting back to normal is hard.

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  8. Minelle! Gasp, cough, shock! LARGE INTAKE OF BREATH!! Whatever are you implying ??

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  9. Sorry for not welcoming you back sooner, Willie. I have been absent myself :( Sounds like your vacation was fabulous. Things will get back to normal soon, I'm sure. I have been in a similar state of mind so I understand. Great post!

    Hugs to you,

    Sammie

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    1. LOL Sammie..I actually just got back a couple of days ago. How's the house coming along? All set?

      Happy you enjoyed the post... Sorry about the similar mindset

      Hugs back to you willie

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  10. Willie,
    You are such a spanko. ;)

    Glad you are back, sweetie.

    Elisa Xo

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    1. Well if I am Elisa, I better figure out pretty soon how to spank myself!

      Happy you feel safe enough to come back too

      willie

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  11. Oh Willie,

    I love the pictures. Im sure we all turn into that after taking a break for so long :( Hopefully things will get on track soon.

    Callie

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    1. Hi Callie

      Didn't you read the memo? NO OH WILLIEs allowed! lol

      Yes real life after a vacation is general no fun for anyone. In a Dd relationship, it is just plain wacky!

      I'm pleased you liked the pictures!
      willie

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  12. Hey Willie...I've always felt like a needed a 'staycation' to recover from my vacation. Hopefully, you will recover from the jet lag soon and you and Barney will get back on track.

    'Feisty FarGone'...oh my...cute pics but I am definitely staying away from those swords!

    Blessings,
    Cat

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    1. LOL...well Cat those sword blades are called vicious rhetoric! No flesh wounds.

      The jet lag is gone...a cold has moved in. FANTASTIC! As for a staycation, our vacation's second week was very relaxing. Aside from swimming in the ocean and snorkeling the boys could go and do as they pleased, so it was great for all of us!

      love willie

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  13. Hi Willie! :)

    Feisty FarGone- sounds like she does need a spanking! Keep your chin up. Vacations- especially family ones are fun and great, but everyone can get a little "off" when it comes time to settle back into the routine. Maybe Barney is doing some of his own spinning with adjusting to time change, back to work, catching up with things, etc. It does sound like he is a bit clued into your needs, by his comments to you. I am in the "tell him what you need" party- if you can. I don't have great advice/experience- but I can try to cheer you up and cheer for you! Hugs!

    <3 Katie

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    1. It will all work out. I'm not doubting that. I there is so much more that happened after this post or before I hit publish that needs to be worked out, and it is painful again. But I know it will be worked out. No need to panic. Pahhaaah..easier said than done

      hugs to you willie

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  14. Hi Wille,

    Glad you are back and what a great post! I know life is a journey, so I must say that Barney must be having a wild ride! Even more fun than an E-Ticket at Disneyland (if you are old enough to remember back when they had E-Tickets) LOL.

    Hapy Easter my feisty friend!

    George

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    1. Well first off Thank you George.

      Secondly...WHAT?!! Barney having a wild ride? What exactly are you saying George? Hmmmmm?

      Happy Easter to you too George. You could make me really happy and start to blog!

      love willie

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  16. Bathing suit to snowballs. Yikes. I don't know how I would handle that long of a break. Hope I don't have to find out until we are a little more settled.
    Bea

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    1. It is not bad Bea. The time change happened when we were away so the sun is shining longer! I like that a lot. Things are melting and winter is on its way out!

      Yeah the break was more unsettling than I'd like to admit. Especially because we still struggle at home!

      willie

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  17. Just popping in to say hello. Feisty, huh? :-) Like the pictures. Take care, Terps

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    1. Well thanks for stopping..oops popping in Terps! Yeah Feisty. sigh

      take care yourself, willie

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  18. I, for one, am so glad to have my buddy back home. As is Bucko. He asked about you today, as a matter of fact. Give it some time sweetie. Maybe Barney has jet lag too. He's making comments so that could be a good sign. Hopefully Fiesty and Fargone don't get too comfy.

    Love and hugs,
    TL

    P.S. Going from the beach to snowballs, yikes!

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    1. Sorry I didn't comment until you verbally assaulted me! I did read it though. I was sooooooo giddy that Bucko asked about me. That is my excuse. I was drunk with giddiness that I simply forgot to comment. Too much?

      Fiesty Fargone has had address labels made up for our house. Well except Fiesty has past out from exhaustion and we are left with Fargone only.

      love willie

      yes prefer beach balls to snow balls!

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    2. urgh...PASSED out...not past out. I really do require adequate sleep.

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    3. Gentle reminder is hardly verbally assaulting you. I think you have a new personality: The Queen of Exaggeration. It's very sweet. I can't blame you for being giddy over Bucko. I'm still working on that picture.

      Hugs and love,
      TL

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    4. Queen? Now who is exaggerating??? Lady of Exaggeration perhaps. Sheesh you make me sound like I have multiple- or right I do...sigh.

      As for the other comment *blush*

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  19. Thank you for sharing all of that. :) You know, even with all the struggles, it's so great to see you guys' playful spirit. :)

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    1. Well Es May. I can't exactly stay serious for too long. Barney just follows suit...ooops maybe follows isn't the right word!

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  20. Wilma, I hope that Barney keeps your bare bottom warm this Easter season, and all year long. And that is a very beautiful photo of yourself. Barney is a very lucky man.

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  21. LOL Willie! Feisty Fargone is not such a subtle lady is she? I will come and check to see how she is doing today...

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  22. I think I love her, lol.

    You are too funny :)

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  23. Ha! I totally get it. Clever that you named each of these moods, but I can totally relate.

    Mine would be Stressed Susan, Worried Wanda, Addicted Allison, Anxiety Agnes, Hormonal Hilda, Overspending Ollie, and then
    Paddled Pixie.

    I will have to think of my good avatars. Ha.:)

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