Thursday, March 7, 2013

The Note

I suppose I will start by saying this is officially my 100th post.  Please, please, hold your applause.  If you take away the maybe 10 happy, goofy, silly posts, that leaves you with 90.  OH and then you have to minus the Amazing Lillie act of disappearing and reappearing notification posts.  So now what are we at ( and you thought English wasn't my best subject )?  Alright, 87, thank you back of the class.  Wait there were memes and a few giant wine glass posts.  So...well heck lets just say 60 serious posts.  Of those the discussion topics essentially were...okay so 20 posts based on 3 different subjects.  See I told you to hold your applause!


I thought I would tell you a little story about what happened on 'our' last evening of 'daily' spankings.  I broke down and said,"Please continue ....who cares if I have to wear a moo moo at the beach next week!!?"  HECK NO!

** Before I begin, I want you to think of all the times you have been wearing something, or put it on and there has been a sock in the arm, or in Barney's case, your wife's thong falls out of your pant leg...lol..ahem  or  the times when a nasty tissue makes its way into the washing machine only to come out as 100 tissues stuck to everything! ***


The evening ended much the same as it always does.  The monsters were in bed, and Barney was at work.  Every night I take a bath before bed.  Exhausted, I grabbed one of Barney's old shirts ( sexy I know) a pair of underwear from my drawer and headed off ...

 
 
 to get  all nice and squeaky clean...oh and do a bit of manscaping...
 
 
 
I retired for the night in my undies and Barney's old shirt.  He arrived home at, well I actually don't know what time he arrived home, he woke me up just before 2 am.  I snuggled into his side, you know all sleepy  submissive like.  He began to ask a few questions..in return he received

"mmmmhhmmm"

Chuckle..." Okay then hop up and over then...before you fall back to sleep "

" mmmmhhhmm"

Into another sleeping position over his lap I went.  He lifted my shirt and pulled down my panties.  NOT like in a romance novel.. but all tuggy, and stuck on my hip bones, real life like.  Did I mention I was sleepy?  I wasn't much help.  Picture a dead tuna on the deck of a ship.  Actually don't do that! More like this..

Yes all churub like.


I felt him then pick at my left cheek.  He then said in a rather perplexed voice

" There is a piece of paper on your bum"

Now I'm not sure why, but right away I responded

" It's a note"

" A note????"  His tone was a mix of confusion, and disbelief.

I smiled triumphantly to myself, but snuggled back into my sleeping spanking position.

" Yeah a note........................ ..NO not a note..Sheesh" ( I didn't even know there was a piece of paper in my underwear, so clearly it had to be the size of a quarter at best)

He laughed at the realization that I didn't PUT the paper there...I suppose that could have been a real possibility --you know if I was one of those sassy wives you read about.

" Oh " he said, " I just had a vision of a drawing of a little hand with its middle finger up"...and then he went to town on my 'bulletin board'.



That did get me thinking..........................

and just what would I put on my statigically placed  post it?


 
 

54 comments:

  1. Oh my god, I've just come in and thought ill check blog land. You had me stitches lol

    That was so funny, but now I'm left wondering, was there a note?? If there was really a note there, then I have to say that is the cleverest thing I've heard in years :))))))

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    1. No there was no note! LOL..Clever? most like a suicide mission for any TiH that actually does it :)

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  2. I love it! Maybe I'll copy you in the future! At the moment I am too sore to sit and type for long, so I'll just say, "Have an absolutely great holiday Willie, you deserve it!"

    Hugs,

    Ami

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    1. Thanks Ami

      I don't know anything about deserving it, but I sure did enjoy it!

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  3. You two are just adorable. I loved this post, it was so snuggly and cute. Loved it, Willie.
    hugs and love
    lillie

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    1. You're so funny Lillie. I describe a spanking and you describe it as snuggly and cute

      love willie

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  4. very sweet...and I know you said to hold the applause...so I will just say congratulations... :-) Hugs, Terps

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  5. I bet you just started a new trend for those in the TTWD/DD community, butt post it notes....red being the most popular color....Pink running a second best.

    BTW...The underwear down the pant leg....yep happens...lol.

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    1. I will not be responsible for any crazy ladies who actually decide to do this!

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  6. Awe, that is so cute and adorable Willie, I love it! Don't know I've read such a snuggly spanking story before LoL.

    I know you said hold thdd applause, but when do I ever do what I'm told Lol. Wow! 100 posts! That's a great milestond. Congratulations!

    Have an awesome trip. Hope we can still chat. Will miss you too much otherwise :)

    Love and Hugs
    Roz

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    1. Well 100 to me just means I whined a lot Roz! lol

      Glad you enjoyed my little post. Unfortunately we didn't get to chat much when I was away. I guess our chats are only frequent on YOUR vacations!
      love willie

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  7. Hahaha, so cute! Love the picture of the cherub, of course you're that sweet when you sleep! ;)

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    1. Es May! I am that sweet ALL the time...( wink)

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  8. I wonder what I'd leave on a note.
    Leave a message, I'll get back to you?
    Bea

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    1. Hi Bea

      Sometime mine should read, " The person you are trying to reach is not available at the moment"...probably not wise either

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  9. Cute and adorable! A note! LOL

    And regardless of all those reductions, 100 posts is a milestone! Congratulations!

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    1. Thanks Christina!

      Although like I said above...perhaps if I didn't keep falling apart, I'd have far less posts...lol

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  10. Sweet sleepy spanking. Complete with a note. Kinda adorable.

    Elisa Xo

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  11. Oh Bless Willie, 100 posts wow, I think that is so sweet, I know what I would like to write on my note and it ends in off. Wake me up to spank me , no ta, love janxxx

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    1. Well to say at the beginning to be woken up to be spanked was annoying is an understatement, but sometimes I was just so tired I fell alseep again before it began...lol

      As for the post # I guess at the beginning of ttwd there was a lot to talk about I'd imagine there will be far less now.
      love willie

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  12. Hi Willie,

    LOLLLLLLL!!!!! That has to be one of the cutest posts I've read In a while!!!! Too Funny and very sweet!! Big congrats on your 100th post! Have a wonderful vacation! Safe travels! Hugs,

    <3 Katie

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  13. I vote for someone trying out the note for real! Hummm...could we talk Christina into it? She's good at the practical jokes and Jim's response might help all of us to know if we ought to just put this one to bed, ya know? LOL, not that I want C to get spanked or anything...really!

    I read this to MM while he was helping in the kitchen and he laughed and made jokes about doing such a thing being very cheeky. Bah.

    Such a sweet story Willie. The sleepy submissive wifey with a quick wit, even at 2am!

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    1. I know...poor Barney. LOL It is never boring at our house regardless of the time of day.

      to MM...GROAN.

      love willie

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  14. Gratz on your 100th post! :)
    The image I got in my mind of a post-it note on the behind made me giggle, glad I had put down my coffee ;p

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    1. Well I'm happy to make you giggle, Snuggie. I confused Barney before he got to the giggle part. lol

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  15. Hey Willie...

    Still fighting with blogger...for some reason your blog will not update in my reading list. Might have to unfolllow/refollow and see if that works.

    Anywhoooo...thanks for the giggles. I'm just waiting for the post where Barney pulls down the panties and to find the note "Spanking not needed tonight...sweet dreams!" LOL

    Have a great weekend.

    Blessings,
    Cat

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    1. LOL Cat!

      And I'd be lying if I said I'd wasn't curious where you were for the past week :)

      love willie

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  16. Too funny! I can think of all sorts of things you would love to say in your note, but maybe you should just keep them to yourself:)
    Love ya!
    Bea

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    1. I can definitely see the note popping up again sometime. If I get brave/stupid...lol

      love ya too willie

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  17. LOL I wonder if it would work and he would actually talk or if you would wake up the next day covered in his lecture on post-its notes.
    Hugs,
    Blue Bird

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    1. LOL Blue Bird!

      Good question, but if he wrote them, I wouldn't be able to read the penmenship! Perhaps I could put a lecture in bullet points on a couple of post it notes in the future. I'm sure my 'cheeks' are bigger after my vacation!

      love willie

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  18. Willie! Now, there's a great way to get a man's attention. I must remember this...

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    1. Ack! Tess I'm not so sure how Jake would react to this. Unless of course you said something like " Please turn over for a more plesurable reaction ". LOL

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  19. How about, "Handle with Care"? Or would that be too cheesy! ;-)

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    1. Oh I think the possibilites are endless, for those who have completely lost their senses Cygnet!

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  20. Kick me is cliche, and spank me is just too easy. I'll have to think about this and get back to you. My brother's favorite phrase is, "Be gentle with me." Maybe that would work.

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    1. Well it is a safe option...as for 'working' I'm not so sure :)

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  21. A note? I like it! How about:

    "The party you are trying to reach is currently unavailable!"?

    Sara

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    1. LOL...I just responded to someone else with that Sara. However in Grant's case, he might just try harder to reach the 'party'...eeeek!

      willie

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  22. Congrats on 100 posts! 100 is 100, no matter what they be. At least you didn't take a 4 month hiatus...

    ((hugs))

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    1. Well you may have been gone, but the important thing is you are back now!

      Meh, basically you missed a lot of Weeping Willie in those 100 posts Lil Misses

      love willie

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  23. Anyone who wakes me up a 2am (unless someone is in the hospital) is gonna get hurt!!!! Rude, just rude!

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    1. LOL...well someone did get 'hurt' lol..but not really. I know what you mean about Rude...lmbo!

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  24. Congrats on 100! Pretty great. The note... Priceless. Sweet post.

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  25. That's hilarious!! I wrote a note on an implement once. Big FAIL! Just sayin.

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    1. Thanks Stormy.

      A little bird told me about your adventure. Only she couldn't remember the details, only that you did it~

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  26. Ha, nice little bird. I think the post title was Saving Face and Rear FAIL ..lol.

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    1. LOL the little bird also said to email you because you remember all of your posts...I think I shall name said bird Yoda...

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