Wednesday, April 8, 2015

Reasons NOT to Be-friend Blondie

Yes you read that right.  Lovely Blondie over at Blondie's blog.




 One may assume that I wouldn't want you to befriend her because she and Ty own a paddle shop, and Barney owns 3, THREE, TROIS, TRES, paddles from there, but seeing how I am such an


ANGEL



they merely are dust collectors at our house.  I am contemplating using one as a cheese board now.


  No, the real reason you shouldn't befriend the Blonde Bombshell....she hands out HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENTS !



Okay fine..... but only because you are super sweet woman~ don't push your luck !

She nominated me for some Blogger Thingie...









Here are the questions she made up

1. How many blog friends have you texted, spoken to on the phone, and/or met in person?

Oh gosh, well you know I am just so darn popular....snort.


Actually over the years I have talked to a lot of women on the phone, and even more via text. Ttwd has brought us together but rarely do we talk about that now. We have also vacationed with 2 other couples...and blogged about that. I have had an extended girl's weekend and blogged about that too. Oops wait no Lillie highjacked my blog for that. LOL.



I have treasured all the interactions I have had with the women and men I have met in blogland.  Even the ones who are no longer with me.  I have been very fortunate to have made my best friends because of online communication.





2. Three bloggers that have relationships most similar to your own



SIMILAR? Oh I haven't a clue. Um...maybe Blondie and Ty in some ways, Maybe Susie and MM in some. Maryanne and The Professor in many ways too. But you know, we all have our own unique spin on things, and we are FOREVER changing at our house so it is difficult to even know what ours looks like , let alone what it looks like in comparison to others.



3. How often do your blog - write posts and/or read posts

I don't do it as often anymore. All those women I talk to? LOL they get to hear all the crud that happens when/if it does around here now. Okay not ALL of them, a few of them....Ya know the REALLY lucky ones.....OH shut up! Just go with it. You are Blessed and you know it!







Do I read many blogs now? No. I read my friends and those who comment here. I am not a 'tit for tat' type of person, but ( NEGATIVE ALERT TIME) I have honestly felt that blog writing and how/what people write about no longer needs my input. Okay it probably never did! LOL

4, Do you have more than one blog

I do have more than one blog. I have Willie's World that announces when I post here, and I have Ramblings of a Crazy Woman...that is only for Barney's Eyes...and um, copied and pasted for the 'lucky one' ( see above).

5. What would make you stop blogging?

Well the stopping of ttwd for sure, but mostly the lack of needing to process.








 I think I would always write in one way shape or form, but I am not sure I would always share. I have had many negative experiences, ( when I was a public blogger) not from trolls but from people I knew, this was my soul decision to go private. I have never regretted that decision! Since going private the comments left are similar to when I first started blogging over 2 years ago. And I thank you all for your thought provoking, and LENGTHY comments!






6. Are there any anonymous commenters that you liked so much that you wish they would blog

I have um..'forced' several anonymouses into blogging. LOL.  



7. Does your spouse read your blog and/or participate with your blog?

My husband reads my blog all the time. It isn't a requirement from him before I post. We use it as a communication tool. He also reads all of your comments too!


I think this is the part where I am supposed to nominate other friends to partake on their blogs and make up questions too.  Meh.

I'll just leave you guys some questions if you want to answer them great...if not...well..


Questions

1. If you could turn your ( insert name/title/rank) into anything for an hour and not get caught, what would it be?



2.  What ONE word best describes your ( insert name/title/rank)?

3.  What smell do you detest more than anything in the world?



4.  If you could do ONE thing and not get caught ( and leave the guilt behind) what would it be?


( don't you just hate when someone copies your image and posts it on the internet?)


5.  What implement, real or fictional would YOU like to try out on someone?  And who would that someone be?



6.  Favourite Muppet.

7.  Desert Island Cd ? ( or you know ipod album...or 8 track depending on who you are).

14 comments:

  1. Question 1. A woman with PMS

    Question 2. Gorilla/Ape

    Question 3. Gorilla work boots

    Question 4. Take a ride on his Harley. ALONE!

    Question 5. A custom made whip. On the bitchiest woman I have ever encountered. (L)

    Question 6. Oscar the Grouch. So I can say what I am thinking then hide in a trash can.

    Question 7. Music Playlist.
    1. Paloma Faith - Only love could hurt like this.
    2. Bruno Mars - Gorilla
    3. Lesley Gore - You Don't own me.
    4. The Milt Show - The man Song
    5. Carly Simon - Your so vain
    6. MC Hammer - You can't touch this
    7. Jessica Malboy - Can I get a moment
    8. Pink and Dallas Green - You and Me

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    1. Question 1. A woman with PMS ****that would be ONE fugly woman.....just sayin'

      Question 2. Gorilla/Ape ** yes I can see how the primate would work...(even though when he isn't acting like a woman with PMS, he's kind of a Marshmallow at times.

      Question 3. Gorilla work boots

      Question 4. Take a ride on his Harley. ALONE! *** to a water tower?

      Question 5. A custom made whip. On the bitchiest woman I have ever encountered. (L) ** snort like I needed the brackets...you know if you turned Steve into vinegar ____s in question one you could kill two birds with one stone.

      Question 6. Oscar the Grouch. So I can say what I am thinking then hide in a trash can. *** yes a pity you hold back..snort AGAIN

      Question 7. Music Playlist.
      1. Paloma Faith - Only love could hurt like this.
      2. Bruno Mars - Gorilla
      3. Lesley Gore - You Don't own me. *this makes me laugh, this is the song I hurt myself in the kitchen to. I often see us lip syncing it in your new kitchen...bwahahaha!
      4. The Milt Show - The man Song
      5. Carly Simon - Your so vain
      6. MC Hammer - You can't touch this ** I am afraid we can no longer be friends. Although the vision of Steve in Harem pants is hilarious
      7. Jessica Malboy - Can I get a moment
      8. Pink and Dallas Green - You and Me

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    2. I should add that I was dancing to this version of You Don't Own Me

      https://youtu.be/7K8SpqTT-Gs ( I little more 'dance-able)

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    3. I'll have to be Goldie Hawn, coz you're not allowed to climb up on chairs. Ooooooh I always wanted to dance on a table or chair. We need to find a third person.

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    4. WHAT? That leaves me with one of the old broads! ( although the Divine Ms. M is divine)! Pretty sure if you and I were singing this song, ME standing on the chair would NOT be the big worry.

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  2. LoL Willie, I LOVE this post and the pics are awesome!

    Really enjoyed reading your answers. I have made some wonderful friendships through blogland and I am so grateful that you are one such friend. Thank you for always being there. I would so much lovr to be able to meet some blog friends in person.

    Such great questions. I'm going to cheat and answer a couple. Coz, you know. I'm so good at following instructions :)

    1. Cat (yeah, lame I know lol)
    2. Kind
    3. Fish
    5. Whip ... on a particular colleague!
    6. Elmo

    Love and hugs
    Roz

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    1. Hi ROZ!!

      1. Cat (yeah, lame I know lol)*** Okay you know what...that is really LAME...snort
      2. Kind * maybe too kind? *wink*
      3. Fish *** well you know if you turn Rick into a cat, he'll have fish breath. You might want to reconsider?
      5. Whip ... on a particular colleague! *** Oh 2 whips so far. I see myself putting my eye out with a whip
      6. Elmo*** The tickle me version? And you DO know that Elmo's best friend is a FISH named Dorothy. I see a lot of 'flaws' in your answers Roz...snort.

      I am happy you enjoyed the post...oops LOVED it. It was a lot of fun to do actually ( shhh don't tell Blondie that). I am also very grateful that blogging brought you into my life too. Even if you complain about your 'winter' pfft.

      Love
      willie

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    2. Hi ROZ!!

      1. Cat (yeah, lame I know lol)*** Okay you know what...that is really LAME...snort
      2. Kind * maybe too kind? *wink*
      3. Fish *** well you know if you turn Rick into a cat, he'll have fish breath. You might want to reconsider?
      5. Whip ... on a particular colleague! *** Oh 2 whips so far. I see myself putting my eye out with a whip
      6. Elmo*** The tickle me version? And you DO know that Elmo's best friend is a FISH named Dorothy. I see a lot of 'flaws' in your answers Roz...snort.

      I am happy you enjoyed the post...oops LOVED it. It was a lot of fun to do actually ( shhh don't tell Blondie that). I am also very grateful that blogging brought you into my life too. Even if you complain about your 'winter' pfft.

      Love
      willie

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  3. 1. A woman in labor
    2. Currently? you caught me on a good morning...babe
    3. Stinky Feet
    4. Rob a bank?
    5. ??
    6. Oscar the Grouch...I think he is misunderstood.
    7. U2, Killers, Mumford and Sons, among others:)

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    1. 1. A woman in labor * Seems to be the desire to make our men women here.
      2. Currently? you caught me on a good morning...babe * GAG
      3. Stinky Feet * Just regular, because Cassy apparently finds Gorilla work boots worse than regular feet. How versed are you in primate foot odor? Or are Levi's feet worse than an ape's you figure?
      4. Rob a bank? ....*Wow..go big or go home!
      5. ?? * Oh c'mon Bea, there isn't a bitchy Mom at the PTA you'd like to maybe smack upside the head?
      6. Oscar the Grouch...I think he is misunderstood.~ You and Cassy both....but I am here to tell ya, I betcha he has worse smelling things tha feet in his trash can!
      7. U2, Killers, Mumford and Sons, among others:) ...Finally music to build a hut by!
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  4. Hi Willie, sorry that you got homework, but actually I am glad about it. I enjoyed your answers and the funny pictures a lot. From angel to devil within a few questions, wow. :)

    1. the most ribald of my brothers-in-law/ I’d turn him into a woman and make him listen to his own copy for an hour.

    2. hubby/ even-tempered

    3. rotting fish

    4. Steal a truck full of money from the richest and give it to the poorest.

    5. Hmm, not good at beating, but I’d be ok with a dense, heavy paddle and use it on one who has been really bad to me twenty years ago.

    6. The animal, I like the way his hair moves when he moves and plays the drums.

    7. Music for a longer stay?
    1. Flower Duet, Lakmé
    2. Easy, Faith no more
    3. We might be dead by tomorrow, Soko
    4. Sarah, Kate Miller-Heidke
    5. Nightflight, Kate Miller-Heidke
    6. Blackbird Song, Lee DeWyze
    7. Belfast Child, Simple Minds
    8. Insomnia, Faithless
    9. Nothing else matters, Metallica
    10. Burn, Ellie Goulding
    11. Between a man and a woman, Flogging Molly

    Thanks for the homework, it was fun to do. I hope you are feeling much better again.

    hugs

    Nina

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    1. Hey Nina!

      Thanks for taking the time to answer all my silly questions! Now I am off to google most of your playlist to give them a listen!

      willie

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  5. At first I thought that the title read Reason to be friends with Blondie. Guess I was wrong :-( How rude! What about the honor that comes from me thinking that your blog is so neat! What a good friend I am. After I wrote all of my questions (and I was trying to be different than all of the other questions), I thought to myself that these questions were too easy for you. I could almost write your answers. Lol
    You are right that no one's relationship is just like yours but similar, yeah there are some, I can see them in yours and mine.

    My answers to your questions:
    1. This is tough because right now I am talking to him on the phone and he is being so loving and kind and saying sweet nothings to me. He is pretty perfect. and sympathetic towards all my aches and pains and mental issues. I can't answer, so I have to skip this one.
    2. Honest
    3. Dog poop and/or broccoli being cooked.
    4. Just one? There are so many things, too many things, skip this one too
    5.My hand, love to slap this particular b**ch right across her face! Not someone in blog land.
    6. Big Bird
    7. I don't have any kind of ipod thingy that I can listen to various songs on. But I did just purchase the soundtrack to 50 Shades. I love it! It has some singers that are new (to me) and then a lot of the oldies but goodies singers like Annie Lennox, The Rolling Stones, Frank Sinatra, Danny Elfman, and not really old but someone I am familiar with, Beyoncé. People may choose to not watch the movie but check out the sound track.

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    1. Here let me answer #1 for you...A woman doing squats for an hour at the gym....feel the burn Ty
      #4...OH NO, you can't skip that one. Good grief woman you have confessed to your naughty bucket list on your blog, you can't come up with ONE thing on mine? See ...see this is why people shouldn't befriend you!!! You set them up and then don't answer! SNORT.
      #5 Okay now, after reading this, I change my response to #4
      #6 Is this because you and he have a few things in common?
      #7 Hmmm...off to google I guess

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